Paris Hilton is worthless

Paris Hilton is trying to distance herself from the straight to dvd movie, National Lampoon’s Pledge This. Paris recently canceled plans to attend the premiere on Oct. 11 to promote her album, but the studio didn’t want to premiere without her because she was the movie’s biggest star. They moved it to Oct. 28 and now Paris tells producers she won’t be attending anyway. Paris’ rep denies this and says she will be there.

“The movie is horrific,” said our source. “It is a limited release that will likely go straight to video. Paris doesn’t really want to be associated with it. Her movie career is not exactly booming, and she needs to not be seen as a flop. Also, the movie has a lot of topless women in it, and she is trying to distance herself from the whole porn thing.”

I don’t think Paris distancing herself would help her acting career. She could star in a movie about the Holocaust and there would somehow be an orgy thrown in just because.

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