At a fashion show in Milan, Italy last week, photogs snapped some pictures of what appeared to be weed in Paris Hilton’s purse. Paris’ publicist Elliot Mintz said:
“Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos.”
If this was weed, it would be the brownest I’d ever seen, but Elliot Mintz is worth every penny he’s paid. I bet Elliot Mintz could spin photos of Paris kneeling down in a bathroom with a penis in her mouth and a line of 10 more in wait. He’d say Paris was a humanitarian for giving all these men free prostate exams and prostate cancer is no laughing matter.