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Perspective is awesome

Even after Vanity Fair published photos of Suri Cruise, pictures of the complete trifecta have not been seen. The only family photos you’ll get are of Kate holding little giant Tom Cruise’s hand. Today looked like a no lift day for my boy Tommy. He may be a billionaire, but there’s no way I could stop myself from making baby noises had I been here in person. Not even if he released the hounds and tried to tickle my balls.


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Josh
Josh
17 years ago

has anyone seen “bless the child”? Kinda reminds me of when the woman was brain washed by the devil guy………….Her eyes are screaming ‘Let me out, he’s keeping me hopped up on heroin!!!!!!”