Tara Reid admits she’s a freak

Us Weekly has the details on Tara Reid’s addiction to plastic surgery. The reason she got her breasts done?

“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

Someone is lying about their weight, but I don’t want to mention any names and having uneven breasts is common. That tells me she’s a liar and all she wanted was to get rid of her mosquito bites. She wanted to augment her breasts to big B’s, but ended up getting C’s which is odd since her C’s really look like D’s.

After surgery, bumps started forming around her nipples and got worse as time progressed. Almost everything that could go wrong with her surgery, did. Getting lipo was the next step.

“I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted … I’m not going to lie … a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”

Being a fat ass is one thing, but blaming it on plastic surgery is another. It’s something I don’t have to worry about because of my intense exercise regime. Oh, and steroids. That’s the most important thing.