Brad Pitt is wet

Brad Pitt is angry over the December cover of Vanity Fair which features him dripping wet in the rain wearing only boxers and tube socks. The picture was taken by Robert Wilson who gave Vanity Fair the right to publish. Pitt’s lawyers are said to be suing over unauthorized use

Pitt’s camp, however, is upset. “We were all surprised,” said his publicist. “We had a great relationship with Vanity Fair. I don’t know if this is going to affect that.”

The video was on Vanity Fair’s site on Monday, but now it’s gone. From the stills I saw it was just him in the rain with his boxers. It’s not like he was shoving a dick in his ass. No, this was just a half-naked man standing out in the rain for no apparent reason. Nothing to see here, move along.