I hope you’re ready for this because what you see cannot be unseen. For the third time this week, Britney Spears has given paparazzi the money shot. This is the second time she’s done it without underwear and is the first time anyone got a clean shot. Had I been told six years ago these kinds of pictures would have graced my eyes, my penis would have tore a hole through my boxers with prejudice. But now I regret not installing that emergency eyewash station. If you can’t tell by the pixelation, these are NSFW. Paris, you have taught Britney well because the student has become the teacher. A loud gong would sound right about now. A few more after the jump.
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