Britney pulls out

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were booked to co-host the Fox Billboard Music Awards airing December 4. Yesterday, Britney pulled out for no reason.

The source says the show may go on with Hilton as solo host, or it may feature comedian (and Fox sitcom star) Brad Garrett, given he’s at the top of the show producer’s wish list.

Fox is said to be real disappointed. But I think they dodged a pretty big bullet. CBS got buried when Janet Jackson flashed her nipple. Just imagine the tornado that’ll come when Britney and Paris flash their beat up vaginas on air. It’s inevitable. A wise man once said the only sure things in life are death, taxes and public displays of dirty vaginas.