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Cameron Diaz is wrecked

Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz will fix her smashed nose soon due to breathing problems. She has broken her nose four times yet this still doesn’t explain why the rest of her face is so ugly. Maybe while she’s getting that fixed she can ask doctors for a new face. I hear face transplants are perfectly safe nowadays. After she gets all prettied up, she has to remind herself not to try and steal human food off the dinner table. That way she won’t get hit in the nose again with a rolled up newspaper or worse.

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How about body transplants, do they exist yet?

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“…Any offensive comments or comments considered spam will be deleted.” That doesn’t really make any sense, considering the things you write about other people.

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