Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards were in an altercation at an Indian school where she was filming A Mighty Heart. The school was locked during filming, but when the gates opened for parents to pick up their children there was a paparazzi stampede causing bodyguards to push the little ones around.
“This Jolie’s bodyguard called one parent, ‘You bloody Indian,'” said Mohammed Yusuf Patni, general secretary of the school’s Parent Teacher Association. “Children were pushed around.”
Patni, who has two children studying at the Muslim school, said “mothers were also shoved aside by the guards.”
The horror right? Wrong. Those children are dangerous enough to be declared enemies of the state. Sometimes they run up to you and ask you questions. And, god forbid, some of them have sticky hands from eating candy. There’s not much you can do when one approaches you except shove them to the side. The harder the better because they keep coming and coming like the Terminator. Plus, the ego boost that comes with it feels so good.
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