Elisha Cuthbert frightens me

Elisha Cuthbert used to be hot right? I’m just checking because I clearly remember a Maxim shoot she did that had me masturbating the night away. That was a year or two ago and I guess Elisha never came out of her cave after that because she’s whiter than Lindsay Lohan. The only thing that could make this worse is if these pictures came with audio and you heard her wheezing. I half expect her to take live cats out of her bag and start throwing them at people.

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