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Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no hands. Beat that muscle man!

Bruce Willis is a primadonna. Demands root beer for cocktail. He should demand someone invent a cure for his Mr. Clean like head.

Kate Moss might pull out of Agent Provocateur. That would sound so much hotter if it read the other way around. Er, not really though since Kate Moss is a crack whore.

David LaChapelle calls Madonna cruel and nasty. He left out tranny. That’s ok, I forgive him.

Salma Hayek is stacked. What can I say about this? I want to squeeze.

Jessica Simpson has a sex tape! Dear lord yes.

Brittany Murphy might have a penguin fetish. Uh, that’s not normal? But they’re so cute.

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