Kanye West is a douche

Kanye West

Update: Watch this on video.

At the MTV Europe Awards, Justice and Simian (don’t know who they are) won for best video. Kanye crashed the stage because he was butt hurt he didn’t win for his video, Touch the Sky. Kanye proceeded to so eloquently quip:

“Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit! If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you (J&S), but hell man.”

Oh shit, he was jumping across canyons! BAD ASS. Mr. West goes on to prove how much of an idiot he is.

“I haven’t seen (the Justice and Simian video). Possibly it could have been quite good but no way better than ‘Touch The Sky’.

“That is complete bullshit, I paid a million. Obviously it’s not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV.”

“It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a heliocopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award.”

He said of the Justice and Simian’s win: “That was some spread the love bullshit, ‘Oh everyone should have an award’. Please press people print ‘Kanye says fuck that!”

Does this sense of entitlement come naturally or are you just blessed with being a natural douchebag. I want to go on record and say I haven’t seen Kanye’s video, but it most totally sucked ass. It would be nice if next time he’s in the middle of one of his tantrums someone punched him in the face. (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, hint, hint)

For comparison, Justice and Simian’s We Are Your Friends video:

Kanye West’s Touch the Sky video.

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He’s got the man-boob thing going on.


If he’s currently on antidepressants or antipsychotics, one of the side effects is weight gain for many of those treatments.

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