Kevin Federline to pen an autobiography

Kevin Federline is keen on writing his autobiography to help people better understand who he was before he became “that guy who ruined Britney Spears.”

“The book is definite. It will be a biography of my life until I met my wife, so people will better understand who I am.”

To the two of you thinking Kevin’s smart enough to write anything.

“I haven’t done it yet. You know, I’ll get a ghostwriter in there.”

This has been a long time coming. I’ve always wanted to know where the man, the myth, the legend was up to before he met Britney and all but blew up. It should be as inspirational as Eminem’s 8 Mile. Except instead of being about an aspiring rapper, it will be about Kevin’s dream to become a backup dancer who marries into money. It all came true too! If only I could be as tenacious as he. In any case, I’m sure those 5 pages will be spaztastic.