I thought I’d wait till the end of the day to combine all the Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton news together since their little plan of getting more coverage for themselves is annoying. Lindsay Lohan is mad at whoever spread the lies about Paris hitting her with a drink on Sunday. Which is a dumbass thing to do since she said it to a video camera and those things have pretty good memories. She had this to say when she was caught giggling in a car with Paris and Britney.
“Paris never hit me. She’s my friend. Everyone lies about everything. … Please, stop trying to make us hate each other.”
Paris’ response just a few hours later was to call Lindsay a coked out whore. She also told her to never say they’re friends again. X17 posted video of Paris telling everyone that Lindsay isn’t ever welcome at her house. I believe her words were:
“Tell Firecrotch she’s no longer welcome!”
This is some sort of stupid game to them. I refuse to believe any girl in their 20’s are actually this dumb. It wouldn’t surprise me if these three started fisting each other. You can see how much an attention whore Lohan is in the picture above where she’s flaunting her newly bought golden handcuffs.
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