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Mischa Barton’s nude scene

Mischa Barton

So there were those pictures of Mischa Barton wearing pasties in her sex scene in The Oh in Ohio. Now comes a video of the sex scene itself. Pretty uneventful. Had the American public accepted my word “unmasterbateable”, this would be one definite example. I’d have an easier time pleasuring myself to Count Von Count on Sesame Street going “Von bat, two bats, three bats, Ah ha ha ha.” Mainly because muppets turn me on. I have to rush to the bathroom every time I hear Ms. Piggy squeal.

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Silly
Silly
13 years ago

I’ve always wondered what a freakishly long, bony, nippleless torso would look like. So glad I found out.

aaron
13 years ago

i like how a google search for “nippleless” comes up with mischa on the 4th hit.

dave herbert
dave herbert
13 years ago

My girlfriend has no nipples. But she has two vaginas to make up for it.

pawsh
pawsh
13 years ago

she’s so obviously not naked..

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