Penelope Cruz goes boating

I’m on the fence with these shots of Penelope Cruz on a yacht or whatever water vehicle this is. Some shots are decent. Some shots are fug. I would have swung directly towards decent had her friends been really hot, but they aren’t. And in one picture it looks like she’s imitating DiCaprio in Titanic which is just minus 500 points. The FBI told me I’m legally allowed to club anyone doing the king of the world pose for the greater good. I’m also able to club baby seals, but that’s more for personal enjoyment. I take both jobs pretty seriously. More pictures after the jump.

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