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Scarlett Johansson is kinky

This rumor showed up last week about some guys recording a famous movie star off a hot mic that she didn’t know about. Everyone thought it to be the slutty Lindsay Lohan which is why I disregarded it. Now some people have made a more convincing argument that it wasn’t the obvious choice. First, here’s a description of the audio.

I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice. She asks him how he got his seat back and he informs her that the controls are on the side of the seat. There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens. It is at this moment that I see the interior light of the vehicle across the way. She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead…there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.

So who is this? Well, if you look at the title and pictures then you would have been able to figure out it was Scarlett Johansson. This is me hoping anyway and it isn’t some other star that I don’t want to know about. The clues were a unique deep voice, currently has a boyfriend and they put up a big red A for The Scarlett Letter. You can go to their website and order or maybe I’ll just throw money into the wind to see if this is some big joke or not. It will eventually be online anyway. Here’s Scarlett at the premiere of The Prestige looking very boobtastic.

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