Brad Pitt is whipped

At the after-party for “The Good Shepherd”, Brad Pitt lurked in the shadows so he wouldn’t upstage Angelina Jolie. Angelina mingled while Brad ordered Ketel One martinis for her and asked Matt Damon if he worked out for his role.

He might as well cut off his balls. Or he could at least ask Angelina for some lube before he gets fucked with the diamond studded dildo tonight.

I’m shaking my fist at my host right now. Bah, database problems.