On Britney Spears website she has sent out a message to everyone. Encapsulated in some fancy picture frame it goes,
It’s been so long since I’ve been out on the town with friends. It’s also been 2 years since I celebrated my birthday. Every move I make at this point has been magnified more than I expected, and I probably did take my new found freedom a little too far. Anyway, thank God for Victoria’s Secrets’ new underwear line! I look forward to a new year, new music and a new me.
I’m just getting started…Happy Holidays everyone!
Lies. This isn’t from Britney. It’s from her publicist. The proof being there are no “ya’lls” found anywhere and the punctuation is adequate. Plus, there’s no mention of tigers. One thing though. Letting your vagina flap in the wind goes a little beyond taking the freedom thing a little too far. Like when I give super models five screaming orgasms in a row. That’s a little too far. Four would have been enough.
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