In other news

I’ll be catching a plane later today so you might not see any news. I know I’ll be missed, but don’t worry. Just remember this. We Are! Mar-shall! Happy Holidays.

1. Britney Spears is trashy. Annoyingly so. [Celebitchy]
2. Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoided another vagina mishap. [Celebrity Smack]
3. We Are Marshall attempts the usual inspired by actual events sappiness in order to draw attention away from the fact your wallet is being raped. Hard. [Pajiba]
4. Elton John and Sting snuggle. [CityRag]
5. Lara Flynn Boyle married and not to Jack Nicholson. [Yeeeah!]
6. P. Diddy was allowed to breed. [Glitterati]
7. K-Fed is aiming for the lower echelons and will wrestle. [The Evil Beet]