Jennifer Lopez really wants to get pregnant. Apparently the only thing that she can do now is to turn to Scientology and use their “cleansing process” as suggested by Leah Remini.
“When a Scientologist says ‘purified’ or ‘cleansed,’ what they’re talking about is the purification rundown,” says Rick Ross of Cultnews.com, “which usually involves large doses of niacin, ingesting cooking oil and a regimen of saunas which some say could cause liver damage. So not only is it unlikely to produce the results that J. Lo is hoping for, but it may hurt her.”
There’s something that works a little better than cooking oil. Motor oil. I hear that’ll get your baby factory up and running in no time. Of course don’t ask the doctor, they’ll just look at you like you’re crazy. And honestly. Do they think their PhD gives them the right to pretend they know everything?
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