Lindsay Lohan arrived at Scores West at 12:30 a.m. yesterday and partied for three hours. She went up on stage and worked the pole with the Scores girls while 400 customers cheered her on. Later she told strippers to go to the bathroom where she apologized for calling them whores.
“Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her.”
In turn, the whores seemed to have forgiven Lindsay Lohan.
Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, “She was big tipper, and I think that she is great.”
Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, “She’ll make a good stripper – she’s a natural.”
Well with such glowing praise from Katia and Brooke, how could one not like Lindsay Lohan?
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