Matt Damon is a total fairy

On Good Morning America, Matt Damon labeled his love scenes with Angelina Jolie in The Good Shepherd as “weird“. Neither Brad Pitt nor Matt Damon’s wife, Luciana Bozan, minded and Pitt even wished them luck. According to Matt,

Doing a love scene with the girlfriend of a good friend is weird. We all know each other.

Angelina Jolie couldn’t care less.

While Jolie was happy to kiss her lover’s friend, she found it harder to play a character who was her complete opposite in real life.

There’s really no way sex or even fake sex with the boner inducing Angelina Jolie could be weird. Kinky, filthy, hot, frightening or tearful maybe, but not weird. Sex with Angelina Jolie would be the pinnacle of my existence. It would be only the fifth time I cried after orgasm and it wouldn’t be from shame. But here Matt Damon feels awkward that Jolie is his friend’s wife. Oh please. If there’s one thing the Care Bears have taught me it’s that sharing is caring and that railing one of the hottest women ever is pretty damn awesome.

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