The beast is moving faster than expected. Her hunger is growing and it cannot be satiated. Paris Hilton has just sunk her claws into her next victim: Elisha Cuthbert. These two were in House of Wax together, but since then they haven’t really been seen hanging out with each other. Luckily this is one vag that I wouldn’t mind seeing. It would be like the gates of Heaven opening to reveal topless angels dressed as Santa’s elves. Now work your magic Paris. Do some good for once in your life.
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