Paris Hilton exits Billboard Awards

Paris Hilton

Missing from today’s Billboard Awards is Paris Hilton who was tapped to host. The girl famous for being drilled in every which way on camera cited her moral integrity for not doing the show.

“It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,” her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. “Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows.”

Everybody knows Paris doesn’t understand satire. If it wasn’t for her hard working publicist Elliot Mintz, she would be on the show like a clueless slut-bot mocking Britney Spears’ vagina and Nicole Richie’s praying mantis body. By the time she was finished, those two would be sitting there with their face aghast, Britney with Cheetos coming out her mouth and a puff of dust out of Nicole’s, while Paris punctuated her routine with a giggle, a wave and a mandatory crotch flash.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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