Splash says Paris and Brendon paid $2600 for a steak lunch. Paris left with something up her nose. Her publicist says it’s from a sugary substance or it’s just a reflection from the lights. Certainly not from a line of coke. I’m sitting here wondering why I’m staring at Paris Hilton’s beak. You could pay someone to go up to her and smack it and see if it starts snowing. It’ll be a merry little Christmas.
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