Page Six posted that Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were back together again as they were seen making out at some restaurant. They were half right as they are reporting today that, while these two were molesting each other with their tongues, Scarlett is pursuing an open relationship policy. Josh is taking advantage of it as he was seen vacuuming Gisele Bundchen’s throat Saturday night at Spotted Pig.
In related news, Scarlett Johansson is blowing me under my table right now. Mmm, so good. Oops. Correction. It was a vacuum cleaner and I think the on/off switch is stuck. God, not again.