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There will be no Christmas wedding

Pitt Jolie

Reps have denied a Christmas wedding for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The story of them marrying in South Africa was all made up. A source says:

Oprah would not be invited to their wedding. They are not that close.

No one invites Oprah to anything. She was seen with a single tear rolling down her cheek when she read this. Her lips started quivering, but someone managed to direct her towards a buffet and all was right again. It’s a shame there aren’t more endings as happy as this.

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Glenn Giggity
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Ah ha ha hahahaha!!!

Go get your giggity on bro

She is so stupid!

Cincigirl
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She’s a manipulative witch – always has been.

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