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Angelina Jolie is pretty perfect

Angelina Jolie revealed she’s not keen on the human contact part of affection. She finds hugging along with other touchy feely stuff uncomfortable. Angelina says,

If someone hugs me, I hold my breath. Snuggling, cuddling, hugging, crying – all that stuff makes me very uncomfortable. [talks about how chump ex-husbands offer her a shoulder to cry on] But I have this odd sense of it’s not going to accomplish anything to cry. It’s not going to help you to get a hug!

Angelina Jolie. A stone cold sex machine. A tear just rolled down my cheek. If harp playing angels descended upon me right now, I’d swat them away and tell them I’ve already heard the most beautiful thing.

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HCQ
HCQ
17 years ago

It’s why her relationships and marriages last sooooo long. She’s a cold fish. There’s no warmth, compassion, etc. all the things that make sex more meaningful are just not there for her. How sad and pathetic. Sex to her is like going to the bathroom. Perfunctory.

SV
SV
17 years ago

She only likes hugging her kids… if you read the whole article it says so… and her complete lack of compassion shows in her donating a third of her income LONG before brad came into the picture, and actually doing something to help people… yes… heartless…

Bryan
Bryan
17 years ago

She may not like people touching her but that doesn’t mean she’s cold . A few years ago, a comedian was trying to trip her up on a Japanese TV interview. She showed what a great sense of humor she has (and a lovely smile)

http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/akiba-kanpe-and-angelina-jolie-must-watch/

Eva
Eva
17 years ago

after everything thats said about the women who is claimed to be one of the worlds most beautiful women,i need to ask,who the hell are the critics who think they “know” the real angelina jolie?? because from everything that im seeing, all the critisism,acusations and rumors i seriously wouldnt find any reason to miss judge ms.jolie she’s beautiful and talented what more does the world want.if it werent for all this publicity i would consider her to be as normal as as any other human being,yea maybe she’s has a tatoo of a chinese death symbol,but that doesnt give the… Read more »

rafaella
rafaella
17 years ago

a few words to the gentlemen,ladies and critics of the world of publicity and critique. anglelina,a saint or a demon? an artist and an artists art. the judgement,unfair the suffering,grave the words untrue no more space to breath, covered up, unwanted,idolized unpopular?or popular? to hide away from all the worlds mistakes or to spread the love that was cast upon us listen to the words that might seem unheard think before you speak angelina jolie, the queen?the angel? ofcourse angelina another artist loved and loathed its time to focus its time to become one of everyone else its time to… Read more »

LARRY
LARRY
17 years ago

ANGIE, YOU ARE GOOD, WE LOVE YOU, GOD BLESS YOU ,BRAD AND ALL OF YOUR KIDS. CONRATULATION .