Britney goes to rehab

Life & Style reports Britney Spears may actually be in rehab. According to them, Britney checked into Sanctuary, a spa for the rich, on New Year’s Day which apparently is code for rehabilitation facility.

With these celebrities, ‘exhaustion’ sometimes means something else and a little rest at a spa sometimes actually translates into something a little more serious.

Britney? Rehab? Unlikely. It’s more like she heard the spa had happy endings for women and since no one will go to town on her c-section scarred body, she’s going to pay someone to do it. At least that’s what I imagine. I’ve never actually been in an exclusive spa, but I’m 99.99% sure mud bath means hand job.

P.S. The banner pic was too awesome so I had to use it again.

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