Britney Spears resolves to be selfish

Britney Spears

Before she passed out drunk in Vegas, the tv show Extra caught up with Britney Spears and asked her about any New Year’s resolutions she might have. As a matter of fact she had a couple important ones,

“Stop biting my nails. Just to take care of me more.”

So are we just accepting the fact that Sean Preston and Jayden James don’t exist anymore? Because ignoring them hoping they’ll magically vanish only works for imaginary kids. If you do that in the real world you’ll just be stuck with two dead bodies and a detective asking tough questions like, “Did you feed them?” and “How did they get in a knife fight with a monkey?”

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