Sources say Dita Von Teese will soon be surprise serving Marilyn Manson with divorce papers after a year of marriage. She cites the usual irreconcilable differences and claims she filed this before Christmas.
Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese’s dismay, but she’d desperately tried to hold on. “She really tried to make this work,” the friend said.
Who gets married to a walking joke anyway. The guy tries to be shocking when all he is is a depressed drunk. He’s like one of those cheap disguises at a novelty shop. It’s fun for the first minute, but then you just throw it away in disgust asking yourself why you thought it was cool. Dita, on the other hand, is a fame whore who I’ve never paid attention to. A “burlesque” dancer which means she gets off on teasing men. Yea she’s been naked with a clothed Scarlett Johansson before, but who cares. She could have sparklers for nipples or an ass that breathes fire and I would just roll my eyes and twirl my finger in the air.