I know it’s no the most shocking thing, but Eva Longoria used to look like this back in 2003. Her face doesn’t have as much makeup and she’s a little less bronze (just a little). Her hair looks like Lisa Simpson and from some angles she doesn’t even look like the Longoria of today. If you asked me which Eva was hotter, back then or now, it would be a tough call. There’s still nothing special about either of them, they still seem bitchy and neurotic. That being said I would go for the old Eva since she probably wouldn’t ask me what a donkey punch was and then throw her nose up in the air like she was too good for it.
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