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Hugh Hefner calls Kelly Osbourne ugly

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Earlier it was said Kelly Osbourne was interested in posing for Playboy in what many thought was a cruel joke. Hugh Hefner caught wind of this and has denied doing any spread with Kelly Osbourne. From the man himself,

“I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”

That must hurt. To know not even the airbrushing wizards at Playboy could make you remotely attractive. They could hire a real artist to draw her from the ground up, but to make her look prettier, the drawing would be of a completely different person. Like a hippo. But only its top half. They’d probably dehydrate and die from uncontrollable vomiting before making it any further.

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omfg!!lmao!hahahaha!!

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Didn’t happen to a better person. Kelly deserves all the crap she gets.

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