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Prepare yourself for another exciting day in the dumb antics of famous people.

1. John Mayer has a secret love he wants to keep hidden and it’s not Jessica Simpson. Don’t feel so ashamed John. [Stereogum]
2. Kevin Bacon and wife Kyra Sedgwick gave their dog away after one of its eyes popped out of its socket. [Celebrity Dog Watcher]
3. Dave Navarro was his dapper self on New Years. [Celebrity Smack]
4. Angelina Jolie is the Virgin Mary of Walmart. [Celebitchy]
5. Whitney Houston had a yard sale. [CityRag]
6. The O.C. has been canceled. [The Evil Beet]
7. Brad Pitt hits the Caribbean. Women everywhere swoon. [Hot Momma Gossip]
8. Emilie de Ravin, the blond chick from Lost, is now single. Fun fact: She was raped in the Hills Have Eyes. [I’m Not Obsessed]
9. The 24 season premiere should be awesome. [Just Jared]