How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she has some stupid skull on her foot. A skull? I can’t believe people wanted to bone this chick. She looks like she time traveled from the 40’s just to fug up 2007. Bah. Here’s some other news you may be interested in.
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