In other news

Durrr. Happy Wednesday and lets hope those see through pics of Scarlett Johansson finally show up.

• Live blogging of American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile. Wow, I thought I was the only one who loved pain. [Pajiba]
• Top Chef’s Marcel gets beat down by a girl with a bottle. [Evil Beet]
• Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead insult each other over AIM. [ASL]
• Angelina Jolie and Maddox spent $700 on a shower. No word on if it was of the golden variety. Probably wasn’t. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Aniston will guest star on Dirt where she will play Courtney Cox’s lesbian lover and make fun of Brad Pitt. That’s petty Jennifer. [Celebitchy]
• Jessica Alba signs with Tom Cruise’s company to do another Asian horror remake. [Glitterati]
• Naomi Campbell has not yet reformed. [Celebslam]
• 20 greatest guitar solos ever. Ever?! [CityRag]
• Tara Reid at Sundance. Probably shopping for alcohol or for clothes made out of alcohol. [Celebrity Smack]