Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?
- Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose job. [Dlisted]
- Pete Doherty caught on tape shooting up after his Buddhist commitment ceremony with Kate Moss. It just doesn’t stop. [Yeeeah!]
- Dedication with Mandy Moore is good. Mandy Moore is on the upswing. [Pajiba]
- Mike Tyson checked into Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland rehab. This should be fun. [Celebitchy]
- Natalie Portman does Prague. [Celebrity Smack]
- Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
- Kristen Davis from Sex and the City wants closure. Still talking about that show huh? [ICYDK]
- Miss USA Tara Conner admits to the world what everybody knows. She did cocaine. [Just Jared]
- Will Uma quit acting? [Glitterati]
Special bonus non-celebrity related video via RockStar Mommy. Kind of old, but I just thought this was hilarious. Towards the end it gets better and better and better. Too bad it’s been proven fake.