A woman claiming to be Beyonce’s assistant sent MediaTakeout.com an email in which she claims Jay-Z is abusing Beyonce. I love mad libs so I decided to fill out all the parts that have been bracketed (ex. [EXPLETIVE]).
I wanted to bring this to MediaTakeOut.com because I know how you all like to put stuff out no matter what it is. So I felt that I should expose Jay for the ugly [pancake] he is.
Seems that for a while he’s had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I’ve never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her.
At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two – but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez – I realized that it was no joke.
I’ve been [a whore] and friend for a while now and I’ve always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she’s an object and not a person. The [Asian tentacle porn lover] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [hairy warty freckly ass] for more than just what’s in his pockets.
They even provided this lovely clip of Jay-Z manhandling another woman. It’s way over hyped. It was merely a love tap by a strong yet gentle hand. At least that’s what the police think. Tee hee.