K-Fed is holding out for more cash

Guess who else is going for that $50 million pay day. Everybody’s favorite leech K-Fed. Federline has turned down Britney’s $25 million divorce settlement according to Star. A source says he’s looking for the big money not because he’s broke, but because he loves his kids so much he can’t bear to be out of their lives.

“Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million to walk away from their marriage and to relinquish custody of their kids, but he just laughed. Then she came back with $20 million which he turned down too,” a source told the tab “Now he says she’s offering a whopping $25 million, and that’s her final offer. He told her to take a hike! He loves his two little boys, and there’s no way he’s going to disappear from their lives.”

I thought this was over after they threw some money at him. The only way Kevin is going to get more is to kidnap his children and hold them for ransom. Too bad he’s not bright enough to pull it off so there goes that plan. Not even Britney is dumb enough to pay ransom for a used blow-up doll and a vacuum cleaner. Unless…unless hidden inside was a stick of butter covered in dark chocolate.