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Keira Knightley has been airbrushed

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley has the most perfect skin in the world. Look at that. Not one blemish on her. If you asked me to tell you what I was looking at, I would say you stole my custom made wax Keira Knightley. Then I would beat you to a pulp and cradle her in my arms while I stroked her hair. Did that sick freak defile you baby? Shh, shh, it’ll be alright. Daddy’s here now.

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  • AussieDan

    *blinks like an owl, tries to think of any of the last 50 movies he’s watched where someone get’s raped, can’t name one* Yeah… all these new rapey movies coming out in cinema’s.

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