Keira Knightley has been airbrushed

Keira Knightley has the most perfect skin in the world. Look at that. Not one blemish on her. If you asked me to tell you what I was looking at, I would say you stole my custom made wax Keira Knightley. Then I would beat you to a pulp and cradle her in my arms while I stroked her hair. Did that sick freak defile you baby? Shh, shh, it’ll be alright. Daddy’s here now.

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17 years ago

I agree with the overuse of airbrushing in our printed media today. I have often ranted against it and think people are ready to see real people again in their ads, movies and fantasies. The artificially created “perfection” is actually gross once one looks at the detail of the image. Besides, such image manipulation only enhances the already skewed self-image many of our young women and men have today.

17 years ago

The ONLY thing that could help that UGLY MUG it a wack with shovel!!! … YUKE what a over-bit PIG-FACE… How anyone could think she’s hot is way beyond me!

17 years ago

i’d hit it