Lindsay Lohan has checked herself into rehab. In a statement issued by her publicist, Lindsay says,
I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time.
This should have happened years ago. I mean. You kinda know there’s something wrong when you have vodka for a power lunch and you start sweating shots of Jack Daniels. I’m surprised homeless people weren’t licking Lohan’s body after a tough workout.
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