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Oh Paris, you are so clueless

Paris Hilton

Serious actress and Paris Hilton. When you hear these two words used in the same sentence you wonder what the punchline is. The blissfully ignorant socialite recently landed a role in The Hottie and the Nottie whose premise is as ridiculous as it sounds. It’s about a hot girl (Paris Hilton) who vows to not marry until her ugly friend finds her own boyfriend. Anyway, Paris has been working diligently for this and has even been reading, yes I said reading, books on acting.

“I’m serious about acting and I have a bunch of movies lined up,” the partying Heiress told Hello! magazine. She has even been reading the thespian book: “The Power of the Actor.”

“I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Poor poor misguided soul. She could be the greatest thespian of her time, but all anyone expects from her is a clichéd filp of her hair followed by a sorority sister giggle. Although we needn’t worry about this acting thing since I highly doubt the word thespian is even in her vocabulary. Say it to her and before her brain starts popping and fizzing, she would associate it with lesbian thereby associating it with sex and soon enough you’ll find her knelt down in front of you ferociously tearing your pants off.

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  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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