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Oprah was almost a teen mother

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Oprah has confessed to fans that she had a baby with an unknown father when she was only 14 after years of sexual abuse and promiscuity. The child was born premature and died shortly after birth, but Oprah felt the need to reveal her dark secret after one family member sold the story to the National Enquirer.

Man, she had a baby at 14 and it took her all this time to lose that baby weight? Sheesh. Talk about lazy. I couldn’t even imagine what sex with Oprah would be like. No really, I can’t. I told doctors to install a chip in my head to prevent these type of “fantasies.” I use that word very loosely. In related news, Oprah is number one on Forbes’ list of richest women entertainers. So by the time you read this, Oprah would have already instructed her robots to kill me and make it look like a suicide.

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Where are the remains of the baby that she lost buried of? If a parent doesn’t request the remains of a nearly full term infant that is delivered, then does the hospital incinnerat it? I am just curious if she has a headstone someplace with a little name on it? I mean, she did a show on P.B.S., finding her roots, tracing her lineage all the way back to her great,great grandfather who had been a freed slave. Does her lineage stop with herself? I know she considers the girls in Africa to be “daughters” to her, but what about… Read more »

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