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Paris Hilton doesn’t pay for food

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton skipped out on her bill at Sloanes Café in Australia. She ate half a hamburger, but didn’t pay for her mineral water and frappe which amounted to $9.80. Later, she went shopping with Kim Kardashian and dropped $2750 on lingerie.

Don’t blame Paris. She’s an idiot by nature. Paris would keep forgetting her panties had her publicist not stapled a note to her vagina that read, “PANTIES=GOOD!” Think about it. There’s not much real estate up in that head. Filling it with useless niceties like paying for food could in fact push other important information out like using birth control. $10 or mini-Paris sluts running around? There’s a right answer to this one and I hear you’ll get caned if you can’t figure it out.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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