Paris Hilton is a lucky gal

Paris Hilton is a lucky gal

74-year-old Austrian businessman Richard Lugner has invited Paris Hilton to the exclusive Vienna Opera Ball. It is rumored Paris will be getting $1 million to attend. Meanwhile, Britney Spears is crying into a bag of Doritos somewhere because her name was removed from the guest list as she and Hilton are no longer friends.

Lugner calls Paris a good advertisement for the ball. Apparently, the Opera Ball is code for the annual venereal disease convention. But why invite Paris for publicity. You’d have an easier time classing the place up by inviting drunk midgets to do cartwheels while they pee themselves. And believe me, that’s pretty damn classy. Then again past guests have included Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Geri Halliwell so Lugner could just be senile.

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I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they… Read more »
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