Paris Hilton outshines Britney Spears

Britney Spears

One would think Britney Spears’ crotch flashing would rocket her back to mega star status, but one would be wrong and a pervert. As stars gathered in LA for the Golden Globes, celebrities were being asked to star in a NFL promo set to air at the finale of the Super Bowl. When Britney’s people asked about her participating, they flat out said no. Not content with just a harsh rejection, they kick her while she’s down.

“She’s too much of a train wreck,” says the insider. “Besides, we already have Paris Hilton.”

It gets better. They are also trying to secure Janet Reno and The Predator. Yea, you read this right. Britney Spears is more of a mess than Paris Hilton, not as desirable as Janet Reno and is lower on the celebrity ladder than The Predator. At this point, Britney is probably wondering where it all went wrong. Some people would say it was when she married K-Fed. I say it was when her dad decided not to use a condom or when she was dropped on her head. Take your pick.

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