Egads, Paris Hilton wasn’t the first girl this year to flash a nipple. I believe that honor goes to Ashlee Simpson. Color me impressed although I would have liked to see her hold out for longer. These pictures are pretty self-explanatory and NSFW. Paris shows how accidentally flashing your nipple should be done. How many times has she flashed everyone in her lifetime? So often that when people in other countries think of America, they conjure up images of baseball and Paris Hilton’s nipple. It’s the sole reason why America is held in such high regard.
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