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Paris Hilton wants to fix her eye lid

Paris Hilton

A surgery six years ago to fix Paris Hilton’s eye lids had supposedly damaged the muscles in her left eye lid causing it to droop more than the right. Earlier this week, Paris went to a plastic surgeon’s office with sister Nicky to get a consult on fixing her dropping eye lid. Paris has only herself to blame as it’s said she’s exacerbating the damage by refusing to stop wearing her tinted blue contacts over her regular brown eyes.

“They have been drying out lately,” dished the tipster. “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”

This is pretty cool. If no one can fix it, she’ll end up like Sloth from The Goonies and my respect for her would be two times what it is now (which is zero). You do the math. Hopefully that fixes her wonky eye too. It’s kind of annoying when she’s looking straight at you with one eye and looking at someone else with the other. I mean, Jesus, can’t you give me your full attention? What a bitch.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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