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Paris Hilton wants to fix her eye lid

Paris Hilton

A surgery six years ago to fix Paris Hilton’s eye lids had supposedly damaged the muscles in her left eye lid causing it to droop more than the right. Earlier this week, Paris went to a plastic surgeon’s office with sister Nicky to get a consult on fixing her dropping eye lid. Paris has only herself to blame as it’s said she’s exacerbating the damage by refusing to stop wearing her tinted blue contacts over her regular brown eyes.

“They have been drying out lately,” dished the tipster. “She is ignoring doctors’ orders to not wear her tinted contacts.”

This is pretty cool. If no one can fix it, she’ll end up like Sloth from The Goonies and my respect for her would be two times what it is now (which is zero). You do the math. Hopefully that fixes her wonky eye too. It’s kind of annoying when she’s looking straight at you with one eye and looking at someone else with the other. I mean, Jesus, can’t you give me your full attention? What a bitch.

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Jesus, I just always thought that was her “come to bed eyes”…

Adrienne
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That’s sad! Although I have to say her contacts are very convincing and I actually looked online to get a pair for myself. Sad story, really.

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Carmel
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Wow, can I get a bucket of slime with that?

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Nothing is going to make this slag truly appealing. No intellect, no heart, and no soul. She’s a three time loser.

ROTFL for that comparison to Sloth of the Goonies. You slay me.

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