I’d like to take a second and quote Paula Abdul on something.
“Last year, when no one understood what I was saying, and even though I’ve never been drunk in my life, I’m accused of filling my Coca-Cola cup with alcohol,” Abdul says. ”Yeah, that was really fun for me.”
This clip shows either Paula Abdul drunk off her ass slurring her words or clear indications of a neurological disorder. I’m going to take a wild guess and say drunk. So this means Paula Abdul is a filthy liar and an alcoholic. And to think I thought Paula was the coolest person ever for discovering the triple helix and penicillin. Or am I mixing her accomplishments up with mine? Whatever, I’m awesome either way.
Update: The excuse her publicist gave was exhaustion. Like Lindsay Lohan! And I guess she might actually have a neurological disorder.
She went on to explain that she suffers from a neurological disorder that causes chronic pain and requires a weekly injection of an anti-inflammatory drug.